Let’s face it—weed has gone from whispered-about to wellness buzzword faster than you can say “microdose.” From celebs calling it “plant medicine” to influencers doing puff-puff-pass during sunrise yoga, cannabis culture is having a moment.
But just because it’s popular doesn’t mean everything being said about it is true—or helpful. Now more than ever, we need to separate education from elevation, and honest highs from, well… straight-up myths.
So here it is—your official list of things about weed I am not falling for, and why maybe you shouldn’t either.
1. “It’s completely harmless.”
Let’s be real. Cannabis is far safer than many legal substances (hi alcohol and opioids), but that doesn’t mean it’s totally risk-free.
- Studies show that around 9% of cannabis users may develop dependence, and the risk increases with earlier use and high frequency (National Institute on Drug Abuse).
- Regular use can affect short-term memory, coordination, and decision-making, especially in younger brains.
It’s a plant, yes—but like any powerful tool, it needs to be used wisely.
Verdict: It’s a tool, not a toy.
2. “Weed makes everyone chill.”
Oh really? Then explain my friend who became convinced her plant was watching her breathe. Cannabis affects everyone differently. It depends on your brain chemistry, your mood, your environment—and yes, your dose.
Some people feel like a cloud. Others feel like they’ve fallen into a psychological escape room.
Verdict: Your “relaxed” might be someone else’s rollercoaster.
3. “Natural means safe.”
So are rattlesnakes, deadly mushrooms, and frankly, water (yes too much water can be bad for you) . Just because cannabis is natural doesn’t mean every product on the shelf is good for you. What matters is how it’s grown and processed.
🚫 Residual pesticides
🚫 Heavy metals
🚫 Synthetic additives
🚫 Misleading labels
These are real issues. In fact, in a 2023 study, over 25% of unregulated cannabis products were found to have inaccurate THC or CBD levels. Yikes.
Verdict: Read the COA (Certificate of Analysis), not just the branding, and learn how to check for mold.
4. “More THC = better.”
This myth is holding us back. High THC doesn’t always mean a better high—it often means a shorter, sharper, and potentially more anxious one.
What you want is the entourage effect: the synergistic magic between THC, CBD, terpenes, and other cannabinoids.
A 2018 study in Frontiers in Neurology found that CBD-rich products with modest THC levels were more effective at managing certain symptoms (like pain and anxiety) than THC-heavy ones alone.
Verdict: Chill generally beats chaos.
5. “If it’s from a dispensary, it must be good.”
We wish. While regulated dispensaries are way safer than street sources, not all are created equal. Some are education-first. Others are just… sales reps with a clipboard.
- Ask questions
- Check for lab tests
- Look for staff who ask you questions in return
(Spoiler alert: Siam Green does all that. And more.)
Verdict: A pretty logo doesn’t mean they know their sh*t.
6. “You can’t overdose on edibles.”
Technically? True. Fatally? No. But “overdosing” on edibles is real in the “why is time melting” kind of way.
Here’s the kicker:
- Edibles are metabolized by the liver into 11-Hydroxy-THC, a compound that’s stronger and lasts longer than smoked THC.
- Effects can take 1–2 hours to kick in, but people panic at 30 minutes and take more.
- This leads to the dreaded “I’m dying” spiral.
Beginner’s Rule: Start with less than 2mg THC, wait 2 full hours before redosing. You can always take more. You can’t un-take it.
Verdict: Patience is the real plug.
7. “Weed makes people lazy.”
Let’s kill this one, finally. The “lazy stoner” trope is as outdated as low-rise jeans. In reality, cannabis affects motivation differently depending on the dose, strain, and context.
✔️ Some creatives, athletes, and entrepreneurs use it to enhance focus, unlock flow states, or wind down after high-performance days.
✔️ A 2022 study in Social Psychological and Personality Science found no significant link between cannabis use and apathy or lack of motivation.
You know what does make people lazy? Burnout. Lack of sleep. Doom-scrolling TikTok at 2AM. Let’s not blame the plant.
Verdict: Stereotypes are lazy. Not people.
So What Should You Fall For?
Fall for knowledge. Fall for intentionality. Fall for the strains and rituals that enhance your day—not escape it.
Cannabis isn’t magic. But when used with curiosity, care, and context? It can be something powerful. Just don’t let the hype cloud your judgment (or your lungs).
TL;DR:
- Weed ≠ harmless. It’s powerful. Use it wisely.
- More THC ≠ better. Balance is everything.
- Edibles are not a race. Take your time.
- Lazy stoner = tired cliché. You’re better than that.
- Always ask questions. Always choose transparency.
- And most of all—don’t fall for the fluff.
Want real talk from people who care? Swing by Siam Green. No pressure. No propaganda. Just real education and support for whatever journey you’re on.